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Another month, another new book on crop circles. The latest
to appear on our bookshelves, and perhaps yours too, is Nicholas Montigiani’s
Crop Circles: Evidence Of A Cover-Up. The conclusion of
this book is the tired old "it’s all done by secret military technology" theory,
presented as the only tenable hypothesis, with all other theories being
dismissed as ridiculous. That’s not what we want to discuss here, however.
Regardless of its conclusions, there are a great many factual errors in this
book, some minor and some glaring. This is a problem we’ve noticed with
other circles books, too, though we can’t remember the last time we read
one that failed to the extent that Crop Circles: Evidence Of A Cover-Up
does. Here are some examples, together with a few other points made
in this book that irked us (we won’t list them all, because that would be
tedious and would take far too long):
Page 26: "It was...
during 1990 that the crop circles emigrated from the United Kingdom to the
United States, Mexico, South Africa, Australia, Israel, Japan, and throughout
Europe." Page 27: Benoit Mandelbrot did not work at Cambridge University. Page 27: (regarding the
appearance of the 1991 Mandelbrot formation) "Curiously, the British
Army immediately burned the figure." Page 28: the ‘ant’ formation - presumably the Meon Valley one - appeared in 1997, not 1996. Page 28: "In 1999 -
One hundred twenty [sic.] agriglyphs (40 in June, 50 in July, and 29 in
August) were found." Page 31: "electronic
equipment... suffers temporary failure or even complete breakdown, as is
often reported by those visiting crop circles." Page 39: "...it
must not be forgotten that these novel kinds of plasma have never been observed
or reproduced in the laboratory." Page 45: The ‘Now Explain This!’ newspaper headline was printed in response to the July 1991 Barbury Castle formation, and not the formation that appeared close to the Prime Minister’s country residence that year. Page 57: What, exactly, is a ‘"New Age" adept?’ Though it can’t really be counted as a factual error, we’d also add that most of Montigiani’s comments on the New Age are drawn from Lynn Picknett and Clive Prince’s book The Stargate Conspiracy, which is hardly a sympathetic take on the subject, and scarcely a sufficient grounding to make Montigiani able to discuss the subject with any authority. Page 59: "The
first crop circles to be reported materialised in England at the end of the
1970s in the counties of Wiltshire and Hampshire. And nowhere else..."
Page 60: "Undoubtedly,
crop circles have given the [New Age] movement a second wind."
Page 60: "...sometimes
braving the gun of an exasperated farmer..." Page 63: How on earth can Avebury be described as "one of the least... studied [stone] circles in England"? Page 64: Silbury Hill is comprised of chalk, not limestone. Page 68, footnote: "No
crop circle has in fact ever appeared in a cornfield [maize]."
Page 73-74: Montigiani is much taken by the idea that part of the SETI response to the 2001 Chillbolton formations was "If they [the extraterrestrials] don’t like radio much, they could have left written information, such as a CD" and the fact that the 2002 Crabwood ‘Grey’ formation "does, in fact, contain the ‘CD’ envisaged by SETI!" We’ve read the SETI response, and don’t recall any mention of a CD (we may just have missed the appropriate document, though, and are happy to be proven wrong here, if furnished with the relevant source), though we feel it is stretching the point somewhat to describe the disk in the Crabwood formation as a CD; it’s round, it contains data, but that doesn’t make it a CD. Page 76: "Even more
serious are the considerable morphological differences visible between the
Chilbolton extraterrestrial and this one [at Crabwood]. It is not the
same face." Page 89: "Doug
Bowers would state in the Sunday People..." Page 90: "The
drawings were the work of computer scientists." Page 93: "The
circlemakers [Lundberg, Dickinson, Russell]... ‘recruited the services of
NBC to film and broadcast a documentary on their works... and finally,
resold their pictures at a high price.’" Pages 94-95: We find it outrageous that the quote from Rod Dickinson has been entirely re-written, so that Dickinson states that he made the formation, when in the true quotation he doesn’t, merely saying that he knows who did, before outlining what he believes to have been the construction method (the original passage can be read on the Circlemakers site for comparison). Page 97: "We asked
policemen at Andover... Who was this Matthew Williams?... Where
was he arrested? The Andover police... had never officially heard
of such an arrest." Page 100: "Why
had not a single walker, farmer, policeman, or vagabond ever encountered
the troop of circlemakers and their equipment, or seen their vehicles and
flashlights, during a period lasting over 20 years?" Page 107: "The
alien has started to resemble the images of E.T." Page 110: "Here
are exclusive documents issued from Laboratory tests."
Page 116-117: Montigiani cites a story of how he tried to enter a field containing a harvested formation in October 2002, and was spotted and approached by a "park warden", as proof of how difficult it is to enter a field without being seen. We feel this point would have been better made if the incident had occurred at night, and not the middle of the afternoon. We also suspect the approach of the "park warden" (what the hell is a park warden doing in the middle of the Wiltshire countryside?) had something to do with Montigiani’s having just scaled Silbury Hill. Montigiani does, however, get time to analyse the remains of the formation in the stubble. The fact that this is one of only two reports of circle sites being visited, the other also in a harvested field, carries with it the frightening implication that Montigiani has never been in an unharvested crop circle. If he’d only taken the trouble to drive to Alton Barnes that October afternoon, he could have seen some of those maize formations he claims do not exist. Page 117: "Since
the middle of the 1980s, a large number of crop circles continue to appear
during the day." Page 118: "In
proximity to John Major’s property..." Page 123: "...all
of the small nodosities..." Page 129: "Was
Dr Levengood really the only scientist to have taken the trouble to examine
the flattened grain... We attempted to find [others]... There
was no one." Pages 132-154: Montigiani quotes extensively from an anonymous Frenchman, referred to only in the book as ‘Monsieur X’, or Jean-Paul Piton (a pseudonym). X / Piton’s cerealogical statements are also glitch-filled; see below (all quotations from pages 135-140 are X / Pilton’s words). Some of this is also at odds with points made by Montigiani elsewhere in the book; why does he not mention this? Pages 135-136: "In
the very beginning, one did see figures created [in] rapeseed plants...
But very quickly, only wheat became the target of the designs."
Page 137: "the
designs appear... just before the start of harvests, at the very moment when
the wheat is reaching maturity... Crop circles do not appear at the
height of summer, when the harvest is at a peak...."
Page 137: "wheat
[is] the only source of vegetation involved in this business" and (page 142)
"only wheat fields are ‘touched’ by the agriglyph phenomenon."
Page137: "No direct
witness has ever seen the formation of a design."
Page 138: "One detail
that has escaped mention: the round spaces are not always perfect circles
in geometrical terms but ellipses when they’re on land that isn’t horizontal!"
Page 138: "It
was at Alton Barnes in July 1990 that the first veritable ‘pictogram’ appeared."
Page 140: "The
only element that has never been mentioned by any cerealogical researcher
was the nature of the wheat itself. Observing whether the structure
had been modified..." And that’s only the first two thirds of the book. We’re bored with this now, it depresses us, but we hope you’ve got the general idea. Overall, this is a dog’s
dinner of a book, and one gets the impression that Montigiani spent very
little time actually doing any research before he wrote it. Judging
by the biography, it would also appear that he has only read four circles-related
books, two of them nearly fifteen years old, and one of them a Colin Wilson
book on UFOs that includes a chapter on crop circles. The only croppies Montigiani
appears to have met are Steve Alexander (a short - and pointless - interview
with Alexander is included as an appendix, though he isn’t mentioned elsewhere),
and Michael Glickman. Judging by some of Glickman’s comments in his
SC and Swirled News columns, we’d be surprised if the ‘secret military technology’
theory was discussed when these two gentlemen met, and if it was, we suspect
Glickman would have given it short shrift. But regardless of what Glickers
would have made of it, regardless of what we make of it, how does Montigiani
expect anybody to take his book seriously when it is so thoroughly riddled
with inaccuracies? Written January 2004 |